Coffee Quotes

Many a caffeine-inspired morning has driven the wonderful people below to aptly express their feelings for their adorned coffee bean.

Caution: Read with coffee cup in hand…

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.” – Author Unknown

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” – Drew Sirtors

“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” – Author Unknown

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” – John Van Druten

“There has never been a better office communication device than the coffee machine.” – Author Unknown

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.” – Author Unknown

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

“(I drink) way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

“Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.” – Author Unknown

“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan

“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” – Carly Simon

“Ultimate office automation – networked coffee machines.” – Author Unknown

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot

“I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.” – Author Unknown

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.” – Author Unknown

“The use of [coffee] will probably become greatly extended – as in other countries, it may diffuse itself among the mass of the people, and make a considerable ingredient in their daily sustenance.” – Benjamin Moseley, 1785

“Behind every successful woman there is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

“Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee machine.” – Author Unknown

“Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.” – Stephen Fry

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” – Dave Barry

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh

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